Computer Dating

There was this computer. It's name was Uh.Dell. This one time, its sound card got damaged very badly, but then it got itself fixed by undergoing some complicated procedure. Now, its fine. It can sing and be cool.

One day it saw another computer. It looked very sleek and had an amazing processor. This turned Uh.Dell on. It's CPU started dissipating more heat. Which is pretty obvious, cause a computer which is turned on has to dissipate more heat than one which is turned off. If you want to calculate the amount of heat dissipated, go learn thermodynamics. You know, the really popular websites have huge servers which dissipate a lot of heat. In order to keep them cool, they spend a lot of energy. Which is not cool.

Anyway, Uh.Dell started dissipating more heat and used a little more energy than usual. So, it went up to the sleek computer which had an amazing processor and tried to start a conversation. Uh.Dell took USB cable that was hanging out of its CPU and put it into the sleek computer which had an amazing processor. No, this is not how they have sex. This is how they communicate. There wasn't any wi-fi access in that room.

Luckily for Uh.Dell, the other computer accepted the input and synced itself with Uh.Dell. It's name happened to be Fat.No. This is how the conversation went :

Uh.Dell : 10101010000
Fat.No : 01001001001111
Uh.Dell : 10011000011000
Fat. No : 000111111100000111110000000011111110101010101010000110010
Uh.Dell : 10011111000111110000110101010101011
Fat. No : 111000111100001010101110011001100110
Uh. Dell : 100011111111  001100 00110 1100 01010

Then, they had copulated.

Computers communicate in binary. The copulation was also in binary. Don't know what that means. Have zero experience in copulation.

Probably the first post with a climax.

Aliens

I'm reading a book called 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'. There are a lot of aliens in that book. Which is quite obvious because the author is talking about the galaxy. It might not be obvious to a person who doesn't believe in extra terrestrial life, but such a person is fucking stupid. Anyway, the book got me thinking. The aliens in the book are similar to  the organisms on earth because they have the same kind of emotions or feelings that organisms on earth  have.
What if all the 'earthly' feelings are restricted only to life on earth. What if other life forms don't share the same set of feelings that we do. The sex would be weird. Or, there wouldn't be any sex, cause they might not procreate in the same way that we do. Just saying.