A poem

This poem has depth,
This poem has warmth,
Cause if you go deep into it,
You will feel warm.

This poem is liked by Trump,
This poem is liked by Sanders,
It is also liked by Homer Simpson,
and his neighbor Ned Flanders.

When this poem was young,
it provided many a man quite a trip,
Since it was warm and deep,
and also had a great grip.

Though now due to overuse,
The poem has become quite loose,
and so it fills up these two lines,
with ones that do not rhyme.

This poem has been to the Statue of Liberty,
and the Great Wall of China,
This poem is,
your mother's vagina.

Thank you for wasting your time.

5 things to look forward to in the year 2063

So there's a new trend on the internet of these lists. Here's mine.

5. You'll be (your age + 53) years old.

4. Your babies will be human. Or not. We'll see.

3. You'll be happy, sad, angry, horny, disgusted, satisfied, unsatisfied at things. Unless you're a robot. Although if you're a sentient robot, it'll be the same.

2. You'll have a cellphone.

1. You might be dead, so you just wasted 2 mins of your life right now.

Thank you for wasting your time. 

The Song.

This is a song
I don't know if it's gonna be long,
It's about love, life, death,
And your mom's bad breath.

That was the first verse,
And this is the second,
I don't think the first is worse
than the second.

This is the chorus to this song,
And I want you all to
SING ALONG!

Guitar Solo.

Here I am singing about life,
And how this man killed
His koala with a knife.
Not cool, man. Not cool.

Wait that was about death,
So this one should be about life,
But this dude took some crystal meth
And he died.

This is the chorus to this song
And I want you all to
SING ALONG!

Poetry writing

Rhyme

Wrote this a long time ago:

This is a hand,

and this is a handle,

This is  some sand 

and this is a sandal. 

If a girl flashes, 

it ends up being a scandal. 

I can't rhyme no more

cause I'm really dull. 

Computer Dating

There was this computer. It's name was Uh.Dell. This one time, its sound card got damaged very badly, but then it got itself fixed by undergoing some complicated procedure. Now, its fine. It can sing and be cool.

One day it saw another computer. It looked very sleek and had an amazing processor. This turned Uh.Dell on. It's CPU started dissipating more heat. Which is pretty obvious, cause a computer which is turned on has to dissipate more heat than one which is turned off. If you want to calculate the amount of heat dissipated, go learn thermodynamics. You know, the really popular websites have huge servers which dissipate a lot of heat. In order to keep them cool, they spend a lot of energy. Which is not cool.

Anyway, Uh.Dell started dissipating more heat and used a little more energy than usual. So, it went up to the sleek computer which had an amazing processor and tried to start a conversation. Uh.Dell took USB cable that was hanging out of its CPU and put it into the sleek computer which had an amazing processor. No, this is not how they have sex. This is how they communicate. There wasn't any wi-fi access in that room.

Luckily for Uh.Dell, the other computer accepted the input and synced itself with Uh.Dell. It's name happened to be Fat.No. This is how the conversation went :

Uh.Dell : 10101010000
Fat.No : 01001001001111
Uh.Dell : 10011000011000
Fat. No : 000111111100000111110000000011111110101010101010000110010
Uh.Dell : 10011111000111110000110101010101011
Fat. No : 111000111100001010101110011001100110
Uh. Dell : 100011111111  001100 00110 1100 01010

Then, they had copulated.

Computers communicate in binary. The copulation was also in binary. Don't know what that means. Have zero experience in copulation.

Probably the first post with a climax.

Aliens

I'm reading a book called 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'. There are a lot of aliens in that book. Which is quite obvious because the author is talking about the galaxy. It might not be obvious to a person who doesn't believe in extra terrestrial life, but such a person is fucking stupid. Anyway, the book got me thinking. The aliens in the book are similar to  the organisms on earth because they have the same kind of emotions or feelings that organisms on earth  have.
What if all the 'earthly' feelings are restricted only to life on earth. What if other life forms don't share the same set of feelings that we do. The sex would be weird. Or, there wouldn't be any sex, cause they might not procreate in the same way that we do. Just saying.