Once upon a time, in a universe where humans and anthropomorphic animals co-existed, there lived an 18 year old girl named Goldilocks. One fine day, she felt like going for a walk in the woods. So, she went for a walk in the woods. After an hour of walking, she felt like taking a leak. Luckily for her, she came upon a house. She knocked on the the door, but nobody answered. In desperation, she tried opening the door and once again luck was on her side and she walked right in.
After urinating, she went to the kitchen to get some water and saw three bowls of porridge.Goldilocks loved porridge. She tasted the porridge from the first bowl.
"This porridge is too hot!" she exclaimed. So, she tasted the porridge from the second bowl."This porridge is too cold," she said. So, she tasted the last bowl of porridge. "Ah, this porridge is just right," she said happily and ate it all up.
After she'd eaten the porridge, she decided she was feeling a little tired. So, she walked into the living room where there were three chairs. Goldilocks sat in the first chair.
"This chair is too big!" she exclaimed. So, she sat in the second chair. "This chair is too big, too!" she whined. So she tried the last and smallest chair.
"Ahhh, this chair is just right," she sighed. But just as she settled down into the chair to rest, it broke into pieces! As a result of this she cramped her leg. Hence, she decided to go in the bedroom to rest.
The bedroom had three beds. She lay down in the first bed, but it was too hard. Then she lay in the second bed, but it was too soft. Then she lay down in the third bed and it was just right. Goldilocks fell asleep.
Now this place was home to a family of three bears. Papa Bear, Mama Bear and Baby Bear. For those who can't figure out, Papa Bear was the father, Mama Bear was the mother and Baby Bear was their son. On that day, the family had gone hunting for their lunch. But sadly, they couldn't find any prey and returned home dejected.
They entered the kitchen and saw that someone has been messing around.
"Someone's been eating my porridge," growled the Papa bear."Someone's been eating my porridge," said the Mama bear."Someone's been eating my porridge and they ate it all up!" cried the Baby bear. Then, they entered the living room and saw that the place was not the same as before.
"Someone's been sitting in my chair," growled the Papa bear."Someone's been sitting in my chair," said the Mama bear."Someone's been sitting in my chair and they've broken it all to pieces," cried the Baby bear.
They decided to look around some more and when they got upstairs to the bedroom, Papa bear growled, "Someone's been sleeping in my bed." "Someone's been sleeping in my bed, too" said the Mama bear. "Someone's been sleeping in my bed and she's still there!" exclaimed Baby bear.
At this point, Papa Bear looked at Mama Bear and said, "We are very lucky. Our prey has come to us. And she also fits our code. You should go and prepare for lunch." The Bears had this code. They would only consume teen aged human females. The reason behind this was unknown. (The author couldn't think of one)
Papa Bear told Baby Bear, "Son, get some ropes from the basement, so that we can fasten her to the bed."
"Why do we need to do that?" Baby Bear asked. "If she wakes up before we kill her, it will be easier for us to control her", said Papa Bear. Baby Bear nodded in agreement and went down to the basement and got the ropes.
As he fastened her to the bed, Goldilocks woke up. Seeing a huge bear tying her down to the bed, she panicked and shouted, "What are you doing?! Please let me go!! I am sorry for trespassing." Papa Bear slapped her, rendering her unconscious
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Then, he decapitated her with his bare hands. He proceeded to dismember her and collected all the parts which had more fat. He asked Baby Bear to dispose the rest and then, they went down to the kitchen where they gave the meat to Mama Bear. She cooked the meat, and then the three of them sat down on the table and had lunch.
Moral of the Story : If you want to pee in the forest, do it in a bush.
P.S : This is what happens where you miss Dexter and examinations are going on.
P.P.S : The 3rd, 5th and 6th paragraphs
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