Coby went to Antarctica

There was this guy called Coby. He was chilling in Antarctica. There, he met a penguin. The penguin had happy feet. Coby asked him how could his feet be happy. The penguin pointed at his feet and Coby saw a smiley face drawn on it. Coby smiled.

The penguin was an Emperor Penguin. They were called 'Emperor' penguins because they were emperors. The penguin took him to the place where he usually hung out with his friends. They went to a beach. At the beach, they met the penguin's best friend. It was a leopard seal. The leopard seal's mother was an ordinary seal who had gone on a vacation to South Africa with her girlfriends. Over there, she got drunk and had intercourse with a leopard. That's how the leopard seal was born. The penguin parents were boring people. They had an arranged marriage.

Coby asked them what their favorite pastime was. They said they loved seeing the glaciers move. They asked Coby why was he visiting Antarctica. He told them he had come there to chill. They were satisfied with his answer. They asked him what his favorite pastime was. He said his favorite pastime was finding out the area occupied by the Higgs Boson particle. They were satisfied with his answer. I think they didn't know what a Higgs Boson particle is because Emperor penguins and leopard seals don't understand particle physics. The penguin suggested that they should play a game. The leopard seal said he wanted to play 'Underwater Tag'. Coby agreed because he had nothing else to do. And something is better than nothing.

The leopard seal jumped in the water. The penguin jumped in the water.  Coby jumped in the water. The water was really cold. Coby didn't know how to swim. He drowned.

That's how his adventure ended.

Thank you for wasting your time.